Wednesday, February 08, 2006

The Great Journey

The Great Journey
TICKET: One-way (return ticket not available)
COST: absolutely free
RESERVATION: confirmed
ELIGIBILITY: Tickets will be issued to the following:
NAME: Child of Adam
IDENTIFICATION: piece of clay
ADDRESS: Surface of the Earth

DETAILS OF JOURNEY:
Departure Point: Anywhere on Earth
Destination: Second World
Hotel to be temporarily accommodated!: two meters space
Duration: few seconds or few minutes
Time of Departure: Time of Death

IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS:
All passengers are requested to keep in mind that the tickets are non-negotiable and non-transferable. Therefore everyone must be ready and keep an eye out for the pilot of the plane -HAZRAT IZRAFIL- THE ANGEL OF DEATH.

For more information, read instructions..... to be found in the Holy Quran and the Sunnah. You can also consult the learned Ulama.

IT IS IMPORTANT this is done as soon as possible. You are reminded that no oxygen mask will be given as it is not required, in fact your respiratory system will be closed down before the journey begins.

LUGGAGE:
Even though each plane carries only one passenger, restrictions are imposed on the luggage that can be taken with you. You are allowed to carry 5 meters of white clothes and a small amount of cotton. The real luggage must be good deeds, good conduct, time spent in inviting mankind to good deeds and prohibiting evil, Ilm obtained and used properly, children raised and educated to be good Muslims. Apart from these and luggage of these types, other luggage will be at your own risk.

There is no need for any boarding pass, passport or other travel documents, just get ready. To get ready.... attendance of the 5 daily prayers in the Masjid or with Jamaat is highly recommended.

Study the Quran and Sunnah and put them into practice.

This ticket may be called in at any time so prepare now!

'The pleasures of this life will end with this life. Whereas your good deeds will bring YOU eternal happiness.'

Salams
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